Tighter than a sayings funny
"tighter than a pickle jar lid on a hot summer day"
Above is Tighter than a sayings funny.
"tighter than a pickle jar lid on a hot summer day"
Above is Tighter than a sayings funny.
1. Life is a journey, not a destination.2. Life is like a camera, focus on what's important and capture the good times.3. Life is too short to be anything but happy.4. Life is a balance of holding on and letting go.5. Life is a story, make yours a bestseller.6. Life is a game, play it wel
1. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway - it's St. Patrick's Day!3. Irish you a lucky day filled with green beer and leprechaun cheer!4. I'm not drunk, I'm just Irish.5. Irish I had more b
1. I'm not counting down the days until the holiday, I'm counting down the hours until I can eat all the cookies.2. The only thing getting me through this week is knowing that holiday break is just around the corner.3. My holiday countdown is like a suspenseful thriller, with each day bringing
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A penny for your thoughts.3. A stitch in time saves nine.4. All's fair in love and war.5. Bite the bullet.6. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.7. Every cloud has a silver lining.8. Fortune favors the bold.9. Haste makes waste.10. Ign
1. If you can read this, you're too close2. This mask is as useless as our manager3. I'm smiling under this mask... I think4. Caution: May contain sarcasm5. I'm not a doctor, but I play one with this mask6. Quarantine chic7. My mask matches my outfit... because it's the only outfit I we
1. Bingo! We have a winner!2. Eyes down for a full house!3. Two fat ladies, 88!4. Legs eleven, make a wish!5. Clickety click, 66!6. Lucky seven, come from heaven!7. Knock at the door, number four!8. Unlucky for some, number 13!9. Sweet sixteen, never been kissed!10. Top of the sho
1. See you later, alligator!2. Catch you on the flip side!3. Adios, amigos!4. Until we meet again!5. Farewell, Facebook friends!6. Take care and stay safe!7. Signing off for now!8. Goodbye for now, but not forever!9. Off to new adventures, goodbye!10. Leaving you with a smile, goo
1. Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.2. Time is of the essence.3. Act now, time waits for no one.4. Urgency is the key to success.5. The time is always right to do what is right.6. Make haste while the sun shines.7. Seize the day.8. Time is a precious commodity, use i
1. You're the peanut butter to my chocolate, the perfect match like Reese's cups.2. Life is sweeter with you, just like a Reese's peanut butter cup.3. You're the peanut butter to my chocolate heart, a delicious combination like Reese's cups.4. Love is like a Reese's cup, a perfect blend of sw
1. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.2. I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster.3. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.4. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.5. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the