Tired funny quotes sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'leave me alone' person."

3. "I'm not sure if I'm tired because I didn't sleep enough, or if I didn't sleep enough because I'm tired."

4. "I'm so tired, I could sleep for a week... but I'll probably just take a nap."

5. "I'm not tired, I'm just socially selective with my energy."

6. "I'm not saying I'm tired, but I just yawned so hard I dislocated my jaw."

7. "I'm not tired, I'm just in a state of constant restlessness."

8. "I'm so tired, I could fall asleep standing up... but that sounds like too much effort."

9. "I'm not exhausted, I'm just on a low-energy adventure."

10. "I'm not tired, I'm just practicing for my future career as a professional napper."

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