Toilet sayings poems

Here are a few toilet-related sayings and a short poem for you:

1. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

2. "Flush away your worries and let go of your troubles."

3. "A bathroom break is a moment of peace, a time to reflect and release."

In the porcelain throne I sit,

A moment of solitude, a quiet pit.

Flush away the worries of the day,

In this sanctuary, I find my way.

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