1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Here lies my motivation, may it rest in peace."
3. "I'll be back...maybe."
4. "Died from a candy overdose."
5. "I always knew this day would come, just not this soon."
6. "I guess death really becomes me."
7. "I'm just here for the boos."
8. "RIP to my diet, it died with me."
9. "I came, I saw, I died."
10. "Here lies a spooky soul, now haunting in peace."
Above is Tombstone sayings halloween funny quotes.
1. Life is short, buy the shirt. 2. I have too many shirts, said no one ever. 3. Wear your heart on your sleeve, and your favorite quote on your shirt. 4. Slay all day in a killer shirt. 5. My favorite outfit is a t-shirt and jeans. 6. Good vibes only, and a cute shirt. 7. Keep calm and
As an adult, Winnie the Pooh might say:1. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.2. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.3. The things that make me different are the things that make me, me.4. A day without a friend is
1. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.2. A watched pot never boils.3. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.4. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.5. There's more than one way to skin a cat.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. The early
1. May your heart be filled with the joy and wonder of the Christmas season.2. Wishing you peace, love, and happiness this Christmas.3. May the magic of Christmas fill your home with love and joy.4. Sending you warm wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.5. May the spirit of Chri
1. I'm so broke, my piggy bank is on a diet.2. I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich.3. I'm not poor, I'm just financially challenged.4. I'm not broke, I'm just between blessings.5. I'm not broke, I'm just temporarily low on funds.6. I'm not broke, I'm just experiencing a cash flow interruptio
1. Wishing you all the joy and wonder of the holiday season.2. May your heart be filled with love and your home with peace this Christmas.3. Sending warm wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.4. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with happiness and joy.5. May your days b
1. Naughty is the new nice2. Jingle my bells3. Santa's favorite ho ho ho4. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name5. I'm on the naughty list and loving it6. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal7. Sleigh all day, party all night8. Tis the season to be sassy9. Dear Santa, define 'good'10. I'm ju
1. Virginia is for lovers.2. Bless your heart.3. Well, I declare!4. Ain't that a hoot!5. Happy as a clam at high tide.6. Don't make a mountain out of a molehill.7. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.8. Madder than a wet hen.9. Like a chicken with its head cut off.10. F
1. Connect the dots and see the big picture!2. Dare to be different, stand out like a polka dot!3. Life is better with a little bit of polka dots.4. Polka dots make everything more fun!5. In a world full of stripes, be a polka dot.6. Let your creativity dot the bulletin board!7. Polka d
1. I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest.2. I'm not mean, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.3. I'm not mean, I'm just allergic to nonsense.4. I'm not mean, I just have a sarcastic sense of humor.5. I'm not mean, I'm just fluent in sarcasm.6. I'm not mean, I just have a sharp tong