Top irish sayings funny
1. "May the road rise up to meet you, but not too quickly or you'll trip and fall."
2. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door...unless it's the pizza delivery guy."
3. "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live...unless it's for chocolate, then all bets are off."
4. "May the wind always be at your back, and may it never be the result of eating too many beans."
5. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, and may your troubles be as few as your ex's Facebook friends."
6. "May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead...and may you have already found the best seat at the pub."
7. "May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint...or two."
8. "May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat...just kidding, may your cat be well-fed and the devil be on a diet."
9. "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you're going, and the insight to know when to stop for a pint."
10. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door...unless it's your in-laws, then lock the door and pretend you're not home."
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