Trending funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not addicted to social media, I'm just highly connected."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline diet."
Above is Trending funny sayings.
1. Love is like a tree, it grows stronger and more beautiful with time.2. The roots of love run deep, just like the roots of a tree.3. In the shade of a tree, love blossoms and thrives.4. Just as a tree stands tall and strong, love can weather any storm.5. Love is like the branches of a tre
1. Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.2. If you judge people, you have no time to love them.3. Spread love wherever you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.4. Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly e
1. Hoppy Easter!2. Somebunny loves you!3. Egg-cited for Easter!4. Chick it out, it's Easter!5. Easter blessings to you and your family!6. Don't worry, be hoppy!7. Easter is egg-stra special with you!8. Egg-stremely grateful for you!9. Hatching up some Easter fun!10. Easter hugs an
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the lif
1. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.2. A watched pot never boils.3. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.4. It's better to be safe than sorry.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. What goes around comes around.7. Actions speak louder than words.8.
1. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming!2. Whale hello there!3. I whale always love you.4. Feeling whale-y good today!5. You're the splash to my ocean.6. Let's make a splash together!7. Whale you be my friend?8. Life is better with a splash of fun!9. I'm whaley excited to see you!
1. La vie est un long fleuve tranquille. (Life is a long calm river.)2. La vie est un sommeil, l'amour en est le rêve. (Life is a sleep, love is the dream.)3. La vie est un mystère qu'il faut vivre, et non un problème à résoudre. (Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved.)4.
1. Gone but never forgotten.2. In loving memory of a life well lived.3. Forever in our hearts.4. Rest in peace, dear friend.5. A life well lived.6. In loving memory of [Name].7. Always in our thoughts.8. Gone too soon, but never forgotten.9. May you find peace in the arms of the ang
1. Goodbye tension, hello pension!2. Retirement: now the only boss is the cake!3. Retirement: where every day is a Saturday!4. Officially retired: no more alarms, just cake alarms!5. Retirement: the only time it's acceptable to nap during cake time!6. Retirement: because you've earned the
1. Tough times never last, but tough people do.2. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.4. When you feel like quitting, remember why you started.5. The only way out is through.6. Every storm runs out of rain.7. You are stronger th