Turning 50 jokes and sayings

1. "At 50, you're halfway to 100...so you better start living it up!"

2. "They say life begins at 50...but so do the jokes about getting old!"

3. "Fifty is the new forty...or at least that's what I keep telling myself."

4. "Turning 50 is like reaching the top of the hill...now it's all downhill from here!"

5. "They say 50 is the new 30...but my knees beg to differ."

6. "Fifty and fabulous...or at least that's what I keep telling myself in the mirror."

7. "Fifty years young...and still not a day over fabulous!"

8. "At 50, you start to appreciate the finer things in life...like naps and early bird specials."

9. "Fifty is when you start to realize that 'getting lucky' means finding a parking spot right in front of the store."

10. "They say 50 is the new 30...but my back begs to differ."

11. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a fine wine, I only get better with age."

12. "At 50, you start to embrace your inner 'get off my lawn' persona."

13. "Fifty is when you start to realize that your body makes more noise than your car."

14. "They say 50 is the new 40...but my memory begs to differ."

15. "Fifty and thriving...or at least that's what I keep telling myself between naps."

16. "Turning 50 is like finally getting your senior discount card to all the fun."

17. "Fifty is when you start to appreciate the beauty of a good night's sleep."

18. "They say 50 is the new 30...but my bedtime begs to differ."

19. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a vintage car, I may have a few dents but I still run smoothly."

20. "At 50, you start to realize that 'going out' means a trip to the grocery store."

21. "Fifty is when you start to appreciate the simple joys in life...like stretchy pants and elastic waistbands."

22. "They say 50 is the new 40...but my joints beg to differ."

23. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a classic movie, I only get better with time."

24. "At 50, you start to realize that 'living it up' means a quiet night in with a good book."

25. "Fifty is when you start to appreciate the beauty of a well-stocked medicine cabinet."

26. "They say 50 is the new 30...but my gray hairs beg to differ."

27. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a fine cheese, I only get sharper with age."

28. "Turning 50 is like finally earning your stripes as a seasoned pro at this thing called life."

29. "Fifty is when you start to realize that 'partying all night' means staying up past 10 pm."

30. "They say 50 is the new 40...but my reading glasses beg to differ."

31. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a classic novel, I have many chapters left to write."

32. "At 50, you start to appreciate the wisdom that comes with experience...and the occasional forgetfulness."

33. "Fifty is when you start to realize that 'rocking out' means listening to your favorite hits from the '80s."

34. "They say 50 is the new 30...but my knees beg to differ."

35. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a vintage wine, I only get better with time."

36. "Turning 50 is like finally earning your stripes as a seasoned pro at this thing called life."

37. "Fifty is when you start to realize that 'partying all night' means staying up past 10 pm."

38. "They say 50 is the new 40...but my reading glasses beg to differ."

39. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a classic novel, I have many chapters left to write."

40. "At 50, you start to appreciate the wisdom that comes with experience...and the occasional forgetfulness."

41. "Fifty is when you start to realize that 'rocking out' means listening to your favorite hits from the '80s."

42. "They say 50 is the new 30...but my knees beg to differ."

43. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a vintage wine, I only get better with time."

44. "Turning 50 is like finally earning your stripes as a seasoned pro at this thing called life."

45. "Fifty is when you start to realize that 'partying all night' means staying up past 10 pm."

46. "They say 50 is the new 40...but my reading glasses beg to differ."

47. "Fifty and fabulous...just like a classic novel, I have many chapters left to write."

48. "At 50, you start to appreciate the wisdom that comes with experience...and the occasional forgetfulness."

49. "Fifty is when you start to realize that 'rocking out' means listening to your favorite hits from the '80s."

50. "They say 50 is the new 30...but my knees beg to differ."

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