Valentine's day funny sayings
1. "Love is in the air... but so is the flu. Wash your hands, people!"
2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, let's just order pizza for two."
3. "Who needs a Valentine when you have Netflix and a tub of ice cream?"
4. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... but let's not forget that chocolate is cheaper than therapy."
5. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
6. "Valentine's Day: the one day a year where it's socially acceptable to eat an entire box of chocolates by yourself."
7. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm allergic to flowers, so let's just order Chinese food."
8. "Who needs a Valentine when you have a cat that judges you every day?"
9. "Love is like a box of chocolates... it's best when it's dark and full of nuts."
10. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm single and ready for a pizza for two."
Above is Valentine's day funny sayings.
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