Valentine's sayings funny
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, let's just order pizza for two."
3. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
4. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the weirdo to my life."
5. "I love you even when I'm hangry, so you know it's real."
6. "You're the reason I smile when my phone buzzes, even if it's just a notification."
7. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."
8. "You're the only person I'd share my food with, and that's saying a lot."
9. "You're the missing piece to my puzzle, but let's be real, I'd probably lose that piece too."
10. "I love you even when you're being a pain in the butt, which is like, all the time."
Above is Valentine's sayings funny.
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