Valentine day sayings funny
1. "Love is in the air...along with a hint of desperation and chocolate."
2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhyming, let's order pizza for two."
3. "Who needs a Valentine when you have Netflix and ice cream?"
4. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
5. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
6. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poetry, but I still love you."
7. "Valentine's Day is the perfect time to remind you that I tolerate you more than anyone else."
8. "Love is like a box of chocolates...mostly sweet, sometimes nutty, and occasionally bitter."
9. "I love you even when I'm hangry...that's true love."
10. "Valentine's Day: the one day a year when it's socially acceptable to eat chocolate for breakfast."
Above is Valentine day sayings funny.
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