Valentines day funny quotes and sayings
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
3. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm allergic to flowers, so let's order Chinese food."
4. "Love is sharing your popcorn."
5. "I love you even when I'm hangry."
6. "I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger."
7. "Love is being stupid together."
8. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
9. "You're the cheese to my macaroni."
10. "Love is being equally excited to see each other, whether you've been apart for 5 minutes or 5 days."
Above is Valentines day funny quotes and sayings.
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