Vegan sayings funny
1. "I'm not a rabbit, I just love my veggies!"
2. "I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."
3. "I'm powered by plants, not by animals."
4. "I don't carrot all about your meat-eating ways."
5. "I'm not a herbivore, I'm a herbivangelist."
6. "I'm not a vegan because I love animals, I'm a vegan because I hate plants."
7. "I'm not a vegan because I love tofu, I'm a vegan because I love the planet."
8. "I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat plants."
9. "I'm not a vegan because I'm weak, I'm a vegan because I'm strong enough to resist bacon."
10. "I'm not a vegan because I love salads, I'm a vegan because I love animals more than bacon."
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