Village idiot sayings
1. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
3. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy."
4. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny found is a penny to spend."
5. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the backstroke."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."
7. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."
8. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot will definitely boil over."
9. "It's better to be a smart donkey than a dumb unicorn."
10. "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen and order takeout."
Above is Village idiot sayings.
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