Weather sayings funny

1. "If it's raining cats and dogs, be sure to watch out for poodles!"

2. "The weather forecast said it would be sunny, but I guess they were just throwing shade."

3. "I'm not a meteorologist, but I can predict a 100% chance of me staying in bed when it's cold outside."

4. "I'm not sure if it's hot outside or if I'm just in the presence of a really attractive person."

5. "I don't always check the weather, but when I do, it's usually to see if I need an umbrella or a boat."

6. "I like my weather like I like my coffee - unpredictable and capable of ruining my day."

7. "The weather is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... unless you check the forecast."

8. "I wish the weather would make up its mind, I can't keep changing my outfit every hour."

9. "I'm not saying the weather is bipolar, but it does have some serious mood swings."

10. "I don't trust the weatherman, he's always trying to rain on my parade."

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