Wedding cake sayings funny

1. "Marriage is a piece of cake... a wedding cake, that is!"

2. "Love is sweet, but cake is sweeter!"

3. "I'm just here for the cake... and the couple, of course!"

4. "A successful marriage requires a lot of icing... and patience!"

5. "Love is like a good cake, it's best shared with someone special."

6. "Marriage: where you get to have your cake and eat it too!"

7. "Let them eat cake... and get married!"

8. "In the game of love, the cake is the ultimate prize!"

9. "Marriage is a piece of cake... a very large, multi-tiered cake!"

10. "Love is like a good cake, it's messy but worth it in the end!"

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