Wedding wishes funny sayings
1. "May your marriage be as strong as your WiFi signal."
2. "Remember, marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!"
3. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!"
4. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
5. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!"
6. "Congratulations on finding someone to put up with your quirks for a lifetime!"
7. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!"
8. "May your love be like a fine wine, growing stronger and sweeter with each passing year... Or at least until the kids come along!"
9. "Marriage is a rollercoaster ride. Hold on tight and enjoy the ups and downs!"
10. "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after... or at least until the in-laws visit!"
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