Weird funny sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."

8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a genius in disguise."

10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

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Saskatchewan sayings

1. You betcha - A common phrase used to express agreement or affirmation in Saskatchewan.2. Flat as a pancake - Referring to the flat landscape of the province.3. Giv'er - Encouragement to give something your all or go for it.4. Prairie tough - Referring to the resilience and strength of peo

Full moon love sayings

1. Under the full moon, our love shines bright.2. Like the full moon, our love is always full and bright.3. Our love is as beautiful and radiant as the full moon.4. Just as the full moon lights up the night sky, you light up my life with your love.5. In the glow of the full moon, I see the

Electronic t shirt sayings

1. Powered by caffeine and code2. Ctrl + Alt + Del3. Geek chic4. I speak fluent sarcasm5. Error 404: Motivation not found6. Keep calm and code on7. Ctrl is my cardio8. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode9. I'm silently correcting your grammar10. I'm not a robot, I'm a coder

Thank you for being a friend quotes and sayings

1. A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. - Douglas Pagels2. A true friend is someone who is always there for you, through the good times and the bad times. 3. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I

Sayings drug addiction

1. Addiction is a prison where the bars are made of drugs and the key is in your mind.2. Drugs may give you a temporary escape, but they will never solve your problems.3. The first step to overcoming addiction is admitting you have a problem.4. Addiction doesn't just affect the user, it impac

Buddha sayings making my own helathy choices

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Momlife sayings for mugs

1. Mom life, fueled by coffee and chaos.2. Mom life: where every day is a new adventure.3. Coffee in hand, chaos in heart, mom life in full swing.4. Mom life: where love is endless and patience is tested.5. Mom life: the toughest job you'll ever love.6. Coffee, kids, chaos: the perfect re

Solution and problem sayings

1. The best way to solve a problem is to face it head-on.2. A problem shared is a problem halved.3. Every solution breeds new problems.4. The only way to solve a problem is to confront it.5. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.6. The solution often lies in looking at the problem

Sayings urban dictionary

1. Throwing shade - making a subtle or indirect insult or criticism towards someone.2. Slay - to do something exceptionally well or to look extremely fashionable and confident.3. FOMO - Fear Of Missing Out, the feeling of anxiety or unease that you're missing out on something exciting or fun.4

Beautiful picture quotes sayings

1. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown5. Success is not th