Weird sayings on tombstones

1. "I told you I was sick."

2. "See you on the other side... maybe."

3. "Here lies the last person who asked for directions."

4. "I'll be back... maybe."

5. "I always knew this day would come, just not this soon."

6. "I'm just resting my eyes."

7. "Don't worry, I'll haunt you later."

8. "I told you I needed more sleep."

9. "Death is just the beginning of my next adventure."

10. "I'm off to explore the great beyond, see you there."

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Little girl t shirt sayings

1. Girls Rule, Boys Drool2. Princess in Training3. I'm a Big Sister4. Daddy's Little Princess5. Future President6. Be Kind, Be Brave, Be You7. Smart and Strong8. Girl Power9. I Can Do Anything10. Unicorns and Rainbows

Funny did you know sayings

1. Did you know that the shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896? It lasted only 38 minutes!2. Did you know that the average person spends about six months of their lifetime waiting for red lights to turn green?3. Did you know that the first oranges weren't actually orange?

Funny 90s sayings

1. As if!2. Talk to the hand.3. All that and a bag of chips.4. Psych!5. Booyah!6. Don't have a cow, man.7. Oh snap!8. I'm da bomb!9. You go, girl!10. Whassup?

Sayings about business growth

1. A business that is not growing is dying.2. The key to success in business is continuous growth and improvement.3. Growth is never by mere chance; it is the result of forces working together.4. In business, if you're not growing, you're standing still.5. The only way to grow your business

Mexican cerveza sayings

1. Para todo mal, cerveza; para todo bien, también. (For everything bad, beer; for everything good, also.)2. La cerveza no resuelve tus problemas, pero tampoco lo hace el agua. (Beer doesn't solve your problems, but neither does water.)3. Donde hay cerveza, hay amigos. (Where there is beer, th

Fortune cookies with custom sayings

1. Embrace change and welcome new opportunities.2. Your hard work will pay off in unexpected ways.3. Believe in yourself and your dreams will come true.4. Find joy in the little moments of everyday life.5. Trust the journey, even when the path is unclear.6. Kindness is a gift that keeps o

Beach family sayings cartoons

Here are a few ideas for beach family sayings cartoons:1. A cartoon of a family building a sandcastle with the caption Building memories one grain of sand at a time.2. A cartoon of a family playing beach volleyball with the caption Spiking fun into our family time.3. A cartoon of a family enjoyi

Funny sayings women

1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.3. I'm not high maintenance, I just know what I want.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.6. I'm not a drama

I mustache you a question and other sayings

- I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.- I mustache you a question, but I'll beard it in mind.- I mustache you a question, but I'll hair it out later.- I mustache you a question, but I'll lip it for now.- I mustache you a question, but I'll whisker it away.

Military drill sayings

1. Train as you fight, fight as you train.2. Sweat in training saves blood in battle.3. The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.4. Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.5. Practice makes perfect.6. Hard training, easy battle; easy training, hard battle.