Well i'll be funny sayings
Sure, here are a few funny sayings for you:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
Above is Well i'll be funny sayings.
1. A red rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart.2. The red rose is a symbol of passion, beauty, and romance.3. Like a red rose, love blooms and flourishes in the most unexpected places.4. In a world full of thorns, be a red rose.5. The fragrance of a red rose ca
Sure! Here is a cool ombre background with a saying: Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire. [Background Image]
1. The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Eden Phillpotts2. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde3. The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever. - Konstantin Tsi
1. It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.2. Jeep life, happy life.3. Real men drive Jeeps.4. Jeep hair, don't care.5. My other car is a Jeep.6. Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket.7. Jeep wave, it's a thing.8. Adventure is out there, in a Jeep.9. Jeep: The ultimate man's machine.10.
1. Age is just a number, but in my case, it's a really big number.2. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.3. I'm not aging, I'm marinating.4. I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do.5. I'm not old, I'm a classic.6. I'm not getting older, I'm increasing in value.7. I'm not o
1. In dog beers, I've only had one.2. Life is too short to drink bad beer, or hang out with boring dogs.3. I work hard so my dog can have a better life... and so I can afford more beer.4. Dogs and beer make everything better.5. I'm not drunk, I'm just dog-tired.6. I only drink beer on day
1. Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love in our hearts.2. The best gift you can give someone this Christmas is your love.3. May your Christmas be filled with love, joy, and laughter.4. Love is the true spirit of Christmas.5. Christmas is a time to show love and spread cheer to
1. A king among men stands tall in the face of adversity.2. To be a king among men is to lead with wisdom and compassion.3. He is truly a king among men, his actions speak louder than words.4. A king among men is a beacon of strength and integrity.5. In a world of followers, be a king among
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - E
1. I told you I was sick2. Here lies the last person who tried to scare me3. I'll be back...maybe4. Died from a candy overdose5. Witch way to the afterlife?6. Gone haunting, back never7. Boo, who?8. I'm just here for the boos9. RIP in peace (Rest in Pieces)10. I'll stop haunting y