Whacked out sayings and phrases
1. "Crazier than a road lizard on a hot tin roof"
2. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine"
3. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob"
4. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest"
5. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park"
6. "Dumber than a box of hair"
7. "Sweating like a sinner in church"
8. "Faster than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
9. "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra"
10. "Duller than a butter knife in a bowl of soup"
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