What in the funny sayings

Here are a few funny sayings for you:

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with attitude."

10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."

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