Whiz bang witty sayings
1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot."
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