Wife sayings funny
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "My wife says I never listen to her. At least that's what I think she said."
3. "My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
4. "My wife asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' by Oasis. I said maybe."
5. "My wife said she's leaving me because I'm too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?"
6. "My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down."
7. "My wife said she's leaving me because I'm too insecure. No wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea."
8. "My wife told me to stop playing Wonderwall on the guitar. I said maybe."
9. "My wife says I never listen to her. Or something like that."
10. "My wife said she's leaving me because I'm too obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?"
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