Wine sayings funny
1. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields
2. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."
3. "I'm aging like a fine wine... getting better with time."
4. "I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up."
5. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
6. "I make pour decisions."
7. "Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."
8. "I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-yes."
9. "Wine is the answer. What was the question again?"
10. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm social distancing with my wine."
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