Winter funny sayings

1. "I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter."

2. "I'm not a fan of winter, but I am a fan of hot chocolate."

3. "Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Let's hibernate.'"

4. "I'm like a snowflake, unique and delicate... but also easily melted by hot chocolate."

5. "I'm not a winter person, I'm more of a 'stay under the blankets and watch Netflix' kind of person."

6. "Winter is the time of year when my electric blanket gets more action than I do."

7. "I'm not a fan of winter, but I do enjoy the excuse to wear oversized sweaters and leggings every day."

8. "Winter is the season where my diet consists of 90% hot soup and 10% regret."

9. "I like my coffee like I like my winter mornings: dark, strong, and with a hint of cinnamon."

10. "Winter is the time of year when my car becomes a mobile icebox."

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