Wisdom sayings funny

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a long-term break."

8. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."

9. "I'm not forgetful, I just have selective memory."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Sayings about employees

1. Employees are the backbone of any organization.2. A happy employee is a productive employee.3. Teamwork makes the dream work.4. Employees who feel valued will go the extra mile.5. Great things in business are never done by one person, they're done by a team of people.6. Treat your empl

Lack of money other sayings

1. Money doesn't grow on trees.2. Living paycheck to paycheck.3. Scraping by.4. Barely making ends meet.5. Counting pennies.6. Financially strapped.7. Pinching pennies.8. Running on fumes.9. Living on a shoestring budget.10. Penny wise, pound foolish.

Sayings winnie the pooh

1. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.2. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.3. A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.4. Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get t

Adventure love sayings

1. Love is the greatest adventure of all.2. In love, every moment is a new adventure.3. Let's embark on a journey of love together.4. Love is the wildest adventure you'll ever experience.5. With you, every day feels like a new adventure in love.6. Love is the ultimate thrill ride, full of

New year quotes and sayings love

1. In the New Year, never forget to thank your past years because they enabled you to reach today! Without the stairs of the past, you cannot arrive at the future! - Mehmet Murat Ildan2. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey3. The best way to predict th

Sayings with the world solved

1. With the world solved, peace reigns supreme.2. In a world solved, harmony prevails.3. When the world is solved, unity triumphs.4. A world solved brings forth a brighter future.5. With the world solved, humanity thrives.6. In a world solved, challenges become opportunities.7. When the

Give back sayings and

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. The grass is always greener on the other side.7. You reap what you sow.8. Better late tha

Sad sayings tumblr dashboard

Here are some sad sayings that you might find on a Tumblr dashboard:1. Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone else happy is the loneliest one.2. It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.3. The worst feeling is not being lonely, but being forgotten by someone you can

Sayings of winnie the pooh

1. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.2. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.3. A day without a friend is like a pot without a single drop of honey left inside.4. How lucky I am to have something that makes saying

Old chilean sayings andes

1. El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (He who tries to do too much, accomplishes little.)2. A caballo regalado, no se le miran los dientes. (Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.)3. Más vale tarde que nunca. (Better late than never.)4. Ojos que no ven, corazón que no siente. (Out of sight, o