Wiseass sayings funny
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a smartass, I just have a quick wit and a sarcastic attitude."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
7. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with a sense of humor."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee enthusiast."
9. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot."
10. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
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