Wittiest sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic with a side of wit."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot of candy."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
9. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
Above is Wittiest sayings.
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