Witty bumper sticker sayings

1. "I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying for the next race."

2. "I brake for no one."

3. "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting."

6. "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."

7. "I'm not lost, I'm exploring alternative routes."

8. "I brake for garage sales."

9. "Honk if you love peace and quiet."

10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

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40 birthday fishing sayings

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Funny sayings about hurt feelings

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Cute birthday sayings for wife

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Baby shower congrats sayings

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Inspirational school quotes and sayings

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Sayings for obituaries

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