Witty bumper sticker sayings
1. "I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying for the next race."
2. "I brake for no one."
3. "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting."
6. "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
7. "I'm not lost, I'm exploring alternative routes."
8. "I brake for garage sales."
9. "Honk if you love peace and quiet."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
Above is Witty bumper sticker sayings.
1. Life's a reel, let's go fishing on your 40th birthday!2. Hooked on life, reeling in 40 years of memories.3. Turning 40 and still reeling in the good times.4. Forty and fishin', living the dream.5. Gone fishin' for 40 years and counting.6. Reeling in another year older, but still feelin
1. I'm not crying, I'm just watering my face.2. I'm not upset, I'm just practicing my resting hurt face.3. I'm not mad, I'm just experiencing a temporary emotional inconvenience.4. I'm not hurt, I'm just emotionally aerobically challenged.5. I'm not in pain, I'm just feeling emotionally sor
1. To my beautiful wife, on your special day, may all your wishes come true and your heart be filled with love and joy.2. Happy birthday to the woman who lights up my world with her smile and fills my heart with love every day.3. On your birthday, I want to remind you how special you are to me
1. Congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy! Wishing you all the best at your baby shower.2. May your baby shower be filled with love, laughter, and lots of wonderful gifts. Congratulations!3. Sending you heartfelt congratulations on your baby shower. May this special day be the start of
1. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela2. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt3. Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats4. The beau
1. Gone but never forgotten, their memory will live on in our hearts forever.2. In loving memory of a life well lived, may they rest in peace.3. Their legacy of kindness and compassion will continue to inspire us all.4. We will cherish the moments shared and hold onto the love they brought in
1. Go Green, Go White! - A popular chant among Michigan State University fans and alumni.2. Spartans Will - The university's official motto, emphasizing the determination and resilience of its students and community.3. Sparty On! - A playful phrase often used to show school spirit and support
Here are some fun socks with sayings that you might enjoy:1. If you can read this, bring me a glass of wine2. Socks are like friends - they always have your back3. This meeting is BS (for those work-from-home days)4. I'm not bossy, I'm the boss5. I'm a limited edition6. Socks speak louder
1. Cross your fingers and hope for the best.2. Don't cross that bridge until you come to it.3. Cross my heart and hope to die.4. Crossing paths with someone can change your life.5. Crossing the line is never a good idea.6. Crossing the Rubicon.7. Crossing the t's and dotting the i's.8.
1. Don't miss out on these sweet deals!2. Sale-ing into savings!3. Prices so low, you'll do a double take!4. Get your hands on these steals and deals!5. Saving money never looked so good!6. Shop 'til you drop (the prices)!7. Sale-abrate the savings!8. Too cute to resist, too good to p