1. "Wrap it before you tap it."
2. "Don't be silly, protect your willy."
3. "No glove, no love."
4. "Keep it covered, stay safe and smothered."
5. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake."
6. "If you're not sure, don't be a bore, use a condom for sure."
7. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool."
8. "Safety first, pleasure second."
9. "Shield your sword, protect your reward."
10. "Don't be a dummy, protect your tummy."
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Here are some sayings or quotes you could use to express your love and appreciation for your mom, even if you didn't call her on Mother's Day:1. A mother's love is unconditional and everlasting. I may have missed calling you on Mother's Day, but know that my love for you is always present.2. Mom,
1. Sweat is just fat crying2. No pain, no gain3. Train insane or remain the same4. Sore today, strong tomorrow5. Eat clean, train dirty6. Pain is weakness leaving the body7. Work hard, stay humble8. Train like a beast, look like a beauty9. Sweat now, shine later10. Push yourself b
1. Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. - Cyril Connolly2. The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. - Peggy Ryan3. Obesity is not a sign of greed or lack of willpower, it's a sign of a society that is sick. - Ruben Cantu4. Obesit
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Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. - AristotlePatience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting. - Joyce MeyerPatience is the calm acceptance that things can happen in a different order than the one you have in mind. - David G. AllenPatience i
1. May your Christmas be filled with love, laughter, and lots of cheese!2. Sending you warm wishes and a sprinkle of cheesy joy this holiday season.3. You're as gouda as it gets! Merry Christmas!4. Wishing you a brie-lliant Christmas and a cheddar-filled New Year!5. Let's have a grate Chris
1. Mom, you are the heart of our family and the love in our lives. Happy Valentine's Day!2. To the woman who has always shown me unconditional love, Happy Valentine's Day, Mom.3. Mom, your love is the greatest gift I have ever received. Happy Valentine's Day!4. On this special day, I want to
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Brené Brown is a renowned researcher and author known for her work on vulnerability, courage, and shame. While she may not have a specific saying about an arena, one of her most famous quotes is: Vulnerability is not winning or losing; it's having the courage to show up and be seen when we have n