Witty sayings about drinking
1. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
2. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester."
3. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically inconvenienced."
5. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."
6. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."
7. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."
8. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner pirate."
10. "I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer to be fabulous."
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