Witty sayings and one liners

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break."

9. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."

10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

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Funny sayings about couples that won't last

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Fiji quotes and sayings

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Prayerful signs sayings

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I love you sayings idioms

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Moustache sayings and quotes

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Big sister little sister sayings

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Sayings with gut

1. Trust your gut instincts.2. Listen to your gut feeling.3. Go with your gut.4. Follow your gut.5. A strong gut feeling.6. In your gut, you know the truth.7. Gut reaction.8. Gut check.9. Butterflies in my gut.10. Gut-wrenching decision.

Science white board sayings

1. Science is not only a disciple of reason but, also, one of romance and passion. - Stephen Hawking2. The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them. - William Lawrence Bragg3. Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a

Foot quotes and sayings

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Challenging quotes and sayings

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