Witty sayings quips
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
8. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
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