Witty short sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

6. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my sanity."

9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with a microwave."

10. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."

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