1. "Well butter my biscuit!"
2. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "She's as happy as a clam at high tide."
5. "I'm fixin' to head out like a herd of turtles."
6. "He's all hat and no cattle."
7. "That dog won't hunt."
8. "She's sharp as a tack."
9. "I'm as full as a tick on a hound dog."
10. "He's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
Above is Witty southern sayings.
1. When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will.2. There is something about everything that you can be glad about, if you keep hunting long enough to find it.3. Be glad. Be good. Be brave.4. The more you look for good, the more good you will find.5. Happiness i
1. May the teachings of Guru Nanak Dev Ji inspire you to lead a life of compassion, kindness, and selflessness.2. Let us celebrate Gurupurab by spreading love, peace, and harmony in the world.3. On this auspicious day, may the light of Guru's wisdom guide you on the path of righteousness and tr
1. May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead.2. It's a long road that has no turning.3. Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.4. May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm
1. Love is the beauty of the soul. - Hopi Proverb2. Love is the soul of a heart, the light of a spirit. - Cherokee Proverb3. Love is the bridge between you and everything. - Lakota Proverb4. Love is the greatest power on earth. It conquers all things. - Navajo Proverb5. Love is like the win
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1. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. 2. Dads are like chocolate chip cookies - they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place. 3. Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad. 4. Dad: A son's fir
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1. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.2. May the road rise up to meet you.3. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.4. It's a long road that has no turning.5. A friend's eye is a good mirror.6. May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies,
1. Climb every mountain, but always keep your footing.2. The higher you climb, the better the view.3. Don't be afraid to take the rocky path, it will lead you to the most beautiful views.4. A mountain goat never looks down, only up.5. In the mountains, every step is a victory.6. Embrace t
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