Witty t shirt sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm a never person."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

8. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Old sayings lost in london and found under a hat

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a pint of ale keeps the spirits at bay.Look before you leap, for the Thames is deep and the bridges are steep.A penny saved is a penny earned, but a shilling spent is a lesson learned.Mind the gap, for in the city's trap, fortunes rise and fall in a s

Childrens valentines day sayings

1. You make my heart soar, Valentine!2. You're the sweetest Valentine in the whole wide world!3. Valentine, you're out of this world!4. I'm so lucky to have you as my Valentine!5. You're the best Valentine a kid could ask for!6. Valentine, you make my heart skip a beat!7. You're the bee

Old sayings about sharing

1. Sharing is caring.2. A burden shared is a burden halved.3. Sharing is a two-way street.4. The more you share, the more you have.5. Sharing doubles the joy and halves the sorrow.6. Sharing is a sign of true friendship.7. Sharing a meal brings people closer together.8. Sharing is a w

We are family sayings

1. Family is not an important thing, it's everything.2. Family is where life begins and love never ends.3. Family is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.4. Family is the heart of a home.5. In our family, we don't hide crazy, we put it on

Cute cheesy sayings

1. You're the cheese to my macaroni.2. You're grate in every whey.3. You're the queso to my chips.4. You're the brie to my baguette.5. You're the feta to my salad.6. You're the cream cheese to my bagel.7. You're the gouda to my cheddar.8. You're the mozzarella to my pizza.9. You're

Japanese garden sayings

1. The garden is a mirror of the heart.2. In the garden of life, plant kindness and compassion.3. The beauty of a garden lies in its simplicity.4. A garden is a place where nature and soul meet.5. The sound of water in the garden is the voice of nature.6. In the garden, time stands still.

Sayings for hot chocolate gift

1. Warm wishes and hot chocolate kisses.2. Sending you a cup of cozy with this hot chocolate gift.3. May this hot chocolate gift bring you comfort and joy.4. Sip, savor, and enjoy the sweetness of this hot chocolate treat.5. Wrap yourself in warmth with a mug of delicious hot chocolate.6.

Dutch football sayings

1. Voetbal is oorlog - Football is war2. De bal is rond - The ball is round (meaning anything can happen in football)3. Als je niet scoort, kun je niet winnen - If you don't score, you can't win4. Elk nadeel heb zijn voordeel - Every disadvantage has its advantage (famously said by Johan Cru

Clever matcha sayings

1. Matcha made in heaven.2. Keep calm and drink matcha.3. Matcha, the ultimate green power.4. Matcha me happy.5. Sip happens, drink matcha.6. Matcha is always a good idea.7. Life is better with a cup of matcha.8. Matcha: the green gold.9. Matcha-licious moments.10. Matcha: the fue

Messier than a sayings

More chaotic than a tornado in a trailer park