Xmas sayings funny
1. "Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
3. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone alcohol."
4. "All I want for Christmas is for someone to do all my Christmas shopping for me."
5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my relatives don't ask me about my love life."
7. "Christmas calories don't count... until January 1st."
8. "The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my Christmas tree."
9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my bank account isn't in the red."
10. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where I don't have to pretend to like the gifts I receive."
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Sayings, doings, and relatings is a phrase that emphasizes the importance of not only what we say, but also what we do and how we relate to others. It suggests that our words, actions, and relationships are all interconnected and play a significant role in shaping our lives and the world around us