Yoda sayings quotes funny
Here are some funny Yoda sayings and quotes:
1. "Do or do not. There is no try... unless you're trying to eat a whole pizza by yourself."
2. "Size matters not, unless we're talking about the size of the dessert portion."
3. "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear of missing out on Taco Tuesday, that is."
4. "The Force will be with you, always. Especially when you're trying to open a jar of pickles."
5. "Wars not make one great, but winning at a game of Monopoly sure does."
6. "Judge me by my size, do you? Well, good luck finding someone to reach the top shelf for you."
7. "In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more light beer we must have."
8. "Always pass on what you have learned, unless it's the last slice of pizza."
9. "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future, especially when you're trying to parallel park."
10. "Much to learn, you still have. Like how to properly fold a fitted sheet, you must."
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