You might be a redneck if sayings
1. If your family tree doesn't fork.
2. If you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
3. If you have ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
4. If your idea of a seven-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
5. If you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
6. If you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
7. If you've ever made change in the offering plate.
8. If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
9. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
10. If you've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
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