Funny mom alcohol glass sayings

1. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... with a wine glass in hand."

2. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm just keeping the wine company."

3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a wine mom."

4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my parenting skills."

5. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a wine connoisseur."

6. "I'm not sure if it's the kids driving me to drink, or the wine pulling me towards it."

7. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a vodka enthusiast."

8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a tequila sunrise chaser."

9. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a whiskey whisperer."

10. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a gin and tonic magician."

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