2015 new year sayings funny
1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
2. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
3. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."
4. "This year, I'm going to be a better me. Not a new me, just a better version of the old me."
5. "I'm starting off the New Year by deleting old contacts, so if you see my number, you're welcome."
6. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in the New Year."
7. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
8. "My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions."
9. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
10. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
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