Funny diet jokes sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm on a diet, but I forgot to tell my stomach."
3. "I'm not on a diet, I'm just on a seafood cleanse. I see food and I eat it."
4. "I'm on a diet, but it feels more like a silent protest against my own body."
5. "I'm on a diet, but it's more of a 'try not to eat everything in sight' kind of situation."
6. "I'm on a diet, but my stomach didn't get the memo."
7. "I'm on a diet, but my fridge seems to be on a 'temptation overload' mode."
8. "I'm on a diet, but my willpower is on vacation."
9. "I'm on a diet, but my love for food is on a whole other level."
10. "I'm on a diet, but my cravings are on a mission to sabotage me."
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