2022 funny sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."

8. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

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March 1st sayings

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.

Books about where sayings come from

1. Why Do We Say It? The Stories Behind the Words, Expressions and Cliches We Use by Alphie McCourt2. Word Origins... and How We Know Them: Etymology for Everyone by Anatoly Liberman3. The Oxford Dictionary of Word Origins by Julia Cresswell4. The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll Through the H

Egyptian sayings about death

1. Death is the door to the afterlife. 2. In death, the soul is set free. 3. The journey to the afterlife begins with death. 4. Death is not the end, but a new beginning. 5. The departed are never truly gone, they live on in our memories. 6. In death, the body returns to the earth and the

Positive sayings poster

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Funny old man birthday sayings

1. Another year older, but still as young at heart as ever!2. Age is just a number, and you're rocking it like a pro!3. They say with age comes wisdom, but I say with age comes more excuses to nap!4. You're not old, you're just a classic!5. Happy birthday! May your candles be the only thing

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Mid western sayings

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Civil rights movement sayings

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Oriental sayings

1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Chinese Proverb2. Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb3. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb4. The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfecte

Flower garden sayings

1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature.3. In the garden of life, plant kindness and gather love.4. The earth laughs in flowers.5. A garden is a friend you can visit anytime.6. To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.7. Where flowers bloom, so d