40 sayings funny
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
8. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
11. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
12. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
13. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a lounge enthusiast."
14. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
15. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
16. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
17. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
18. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my attention elsewhere."
19. "I'm not a control freak, I just know how things should be done."
20. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a first-name basis with the floor."
21. "I'm not a baker, I just love to knead the dough."
22. "I'm not a chef, I just love to stir the pot."
23. "I'm not a comedian, I'm just naturally funny."
24. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl in denial."
25. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector of memories."
26. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social circle."
27. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot."
28. "I'm not a troublemaker, I just have a knack for finding trouble."
29. "I'm not a fashionista, I just have a flair for style."
30. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong sense of direction."
31. "I'm not a snacker, I just enjoy frequent small meals."
32. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a sofa spud."
33. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a sunrise enthusiast."
34. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just taking a break."
35. "I'm not a drama queen, I'm just passionate about life."
36. "I'm not a night owl, I'm a star gazer."
37. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."
38. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate."
39. "I'm not a party animal, I'm a celebration enthusiast."
40. "I'm not a control freak, I just have a strong sense of organization."
Above is 40 sayings funny.