Funny sayings advice

"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

"Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it."

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Grapevine quotes and sayings

1. The grapevine is the best source of information in the world. 2. Words travel fast on the grapevine.3. Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear on the grapevine.4. The grapevine never lies.5. The grapevine knows all the secrets.6. Information on the grapevine is like a ga

Sayings not the sharpest

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.Not the brightest bulb in the box.Not the brightest crayon in the box.Not the brightest star in the sky.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.Not the brightest penny in the jar.Not the quickest horse in the race.Not the brightest spark in the fire.No

Alternative sayings to good luck

1. Best wishes2. Break a leg3. Knock 'em dead4. Wishing you success5. Sending positive vibes6. Hope everything goes well7. May fortune favor you8. All the best9. Fingers crossed10. Have a great day

Cute music sayings and quotes

1. Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow2. Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Andersen3. Music is the art of thinking with sounds. - Jules Combarieu4. Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson5. Life is a song, love is the music.

Competitive sayings funny

1. I'm not saying I'm competitive, but I just won a game of solitaire in under 30 seconds.2. I'm so competitive, I once raced a turtle and still haven't forgiven it for winning.3. I'm not competitive, I just like to win... at everything.4. I'm not competitive, I just have a strong desire to c

Billionaires sayings instagram

Here are some popular sayings and quotes from billionaires that you can find on Instagram:1. The biggest risk is not taking any risk... In a world that is changing quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg2. Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces

Cute big and little sayings

1. Good things come in small packages.2. Big things have small beginnings.3. Little by little, a little becomes a lot.4. The best things in life come in small doses.5. It's the little things that matter the most.6. Dream big, start small.7. Small steps lead to big adventures.8. Big he

Sayings to mean something was recent

1. Hot off the press.2. Fresh off the boat.3. Just out of the oven.4. Straight from the source.5. Hot on the heels of.6. Hot on the trail.7. Just off the assembly line.8. Straight from the horse's mouth.9. Hot on the market.10. Straight out of the gate.

Happy halloween sayings funny

1. Eat, drink, and be scary!2. Witch better have my candy!3. Creepin' it real.4. Trick or treat yo' self!5. If you've got it, haunt it.6. Ghouls just wanna have fun.7. Fangs for the memories.8. I'm here for the boos.9. Keep calm and carry a wand.10. Just witchful thinking.

Sayings being hard on yourself

1. Be kind to yourself. It's a lot harder than it looks.2. Don't be too hard on yourself. There are plenty of people willing to do that for you.3. You are your own worst critic. Be kind to yourself and silence that inner voice.4. Don't let the mistakes of yesterday overshadow the potential of