1. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy-efficient."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm explaining."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm aerodynamically challenged."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
Above is 5 word funny sayings.
1. Respect is earned, honesty is appreciated, trust is gained, loyalty is returned. - Unknown2. Respect for ourselves guides our morals, respect for others guides our manners. - Laurence Sterne3. Respect is one of the greatest expressions of love. - Miguel Angel Ruiz4. Respect is not imposed
1. Gone but not forgotten2. Rest in peace3. Forever in our hearts4. In loving memory5. Always remembered, never forgotten6. Until we meet again7. In loving memory of a life well lived8. Resting in eternal peace9. Gone too soon, but never forgotten10. May angels lead you in
1. Bless your heart.2. May the wind be always at your back.3. Good luck and good huntin'.4. Keep your powder dry.5. Happy trails to you.6. May your horse never stumble.7. May your crops be bountiful.8. May your cattle always be fat.9. May your oil wells never run dry.10. May your
1. A patch is a mark of character on a well-worn pair of pants.2. Patched pants tell a story of adventures and resilience.3. In patched pants, there is beauty in imperfection.4. A patch is a reminder that even in brokenness, there is strength.5. Patched pants are a symbol of resourcefulness
1. A wolf in sheep's clothing.2. Keep the wolf from the door.3. Throw someone to the wolves.4. The wolf is always at the door.5. The lone wolf.6. Wolf in the fold.7. Cry wolf.8. Like a wolf in sheep's clothing.9. Hungry like the wolf.10. The wolf's at the door.
1. The ultimate aim of karate lies not in victory nor defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants.2. Karate begins and ends with respect.3. The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.4. In karate, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single st
1. The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel2. The sun never sets on those who ride into it. - Unknown3. The night is darkest just before the dawn. - Thomas Fuller4. The moon and stars are the only light in the darkness of the night. - Unknown5. The night is a time of reflect
Ogham tattoos are a beautiful way to incorporate Irish sayings into your body art. Here are a few Irish sayings that you could consider for an Ogham tattoo:1. Gra go deo - Love forever2. Anam cara - Soul friend3. Síocháin - Peace4. Sláinte - Health5. Ádh mór - Good luck6. Croí álainn - B
1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. A stitch in time saves nine.6. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.7. All's fair in love and war.8. Beggars
1. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.2. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.3. Egg on your face.4. Walking on eggshells.5. That's a real egghead.6. Egg-citing news!7. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.8. He's a bad egg.9. You've got egg on your shirt