70th birthday sayings funny

1. "70 is the new 50... just with more wrinkles and wisdom!"

2. "At 70, you've earned the right to forget people's names and just call them 'sweetie' or 'honey'."

3. "Turning 70 is like turning 21 in Celsius!"

4. "They say age is just a number, but at 70, that number comes with a lot of discounts!"

5. "At 70, you can finally start using 'senior moments' as an excuse for everything!"

6. "70 years young and still fabulous!"

7. "Life begins at 70... or at least naps become a daily necessity!"

8. "70 is the perfect age – old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway!"

9. "Happy 70th birthday! May your joints be as flexible as your sense of humor."

10. "70 is when you start counting your blessings, instead of your wrinkles. But let's be real, both are impressive!"

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