Funny lottery quotes and sayings
1. "I've got a one in a million chance of winning the lottery...so you're saying there's a chance!"
2. "I play the lottery because it's cheaper than therapy."
3. "I'm not addicted to playing the lottery, I just have a healthy obsession with winning."
4. "Winning the lottery is like finding a needle in a haystack, but hey, someone's gotta find it!"
5. "I have a lottery ticket and a dream...and I'm all out of lottery tickets."
6. "They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone sad after winning the lottery?"
7. "I have a love-hate relationship with the lottery...I love playing, but I hate losing."
8. "I'm not superstitious, but I do have a lucky lottery number...or ten."
9. "The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math...but hey, someone's gotta win!"
10. "If I won the lottery, I'd still be the same person...just with a lot more zeros in my bank account."
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