80s funny sayings

1. "Gag me with a spoon!"

2. "Where's the beef?"

3. "I pity the fool!"

4. "Don't have a cow, man!"

5. "I'm so sure!"

6. "Radical, dude!"

7. "Totally tubular!"

8. "Barf me out!"

9. "What's your damage?"

10. "As if!"

Above is 80s funny sayings.

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