Aboriginal sayings funny
Here are a few humorous Aboriginal sayings:
1. "You can't have your kangaroo and eat it too."
2. "Don't count your emus before they hatch."
3. "As useful as a boomerang in a windstorm."
4. "He's got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock."
5. "As rare as a dingo in a petting zoo."
6. "He's as lost as a wombat in a washing machine."
7. "She's got a face like a dropped pie."
8. "He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "As confused as a goanna on a skateboard."
10. "She's got a smile like a possum eating a sweet potato."
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